Teen Spirit Perfume

Everyone that's ever been to a college campus knows that they smell like a locker room dipped in alcohol and overloaded with disappointment. This scent has invaded the nostrils of every college student and their parents for decades. It allows long suppressed memories of drunken mistakes and failed classes to resurface and bring a tear to the eye of a college graduate. If you've been longing for this nostalgia but have too much self respect to visit a college campus and be bombarded by people attempting to get you to attend their already overcrowded school, your wait is over. Introducing the Teen Spirit Perfume. Modeled after the aforementioned stench of a college campus, this noxious gas has been wrestled into a bottle and made to be sprayed all over your house. Soon after use, shirtless men on a slackline will be on your front lawn along with mediocre guitarists and hula hoopers, drawn by the scent. You will find people studying in your bathroom and sleeping on your kitchen counter. This scent truly is a miracle in a bottle. The name has been derived from the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. This fact will get the hipsters and the people going through their grunge phase to also show up your house. This means that the total number of jean jackets and hideous mustaches in your neighborhood will rise astronomically, driving your property value down to the abyss. A whopping four bottles have already been sold to unfortunate grandmothers trying to buy something "hip" for their teenage granddaughters. The inventor of the perfume, inspired by the success of Teen Spirit has decided to make a new scent entitled "Adult Spirit". It will smell like taxes, grocery stores, and awkward dinners with in laws who you've never gotten along with because they simply hate you. Keep your nostrils open and try to find Adult Spirit and Teen Spirit in your local failed ideas store the next time you get a chance to ruin your life while spending sixteen dollars.

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