Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

, by Building Rubble

Why did the chicken cross the road? Told as an unfunny joke, this question has baffled the world since its origin. No one can figure out why the chicken crossed the road. The most common answer is that the chicken was trying to get to the other side which is just stupid. There's nothing better on the other side of the road. We at Building Rubble have come up with our own answer to the question and we'd like to share it with you. Here we go: The chicken starts the day like he does every day: cock-a-doodle-doodling at 5 am, being yelled at by his owner for waking him up so early, saying goodbye to his wife and chicks, and going to work at an accounting firm. He shows up at work and is verbally abused by his boss who has been on a rampage ever since he quit drinking four months ago. The chicken eventually arrives at his cubicle where a stack of papers is waiting for him to process. He gets to work and finishes at about 5 pm. He then walks outside and tries to sneak past the butcher next door. The butcher comes outside and sees that there is a free chicken right outside of his door. He grabs the chicken and chops its head off. The chicken, while running around like a chicken with its head cut off, manages to cross the road where he's met by a police officer who tickets him for jaywalking.

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