Larry the Cable Guy Works for DirecTV

, by Building Rubble


In a betrayal to the entire cable industry, Larry the Cable Guy, the comedian, signs a contract to work for DirecTV. As most people know DirecTV, a satellite television company, was recently purchased by AT&T for $50 billion. Larry saw this as an opportunity to get in on some of that money and use to to buy more ripped t-shirts and camouflage hats. He has decided to keep his name as Larry the Cable Guy because it simply rolls off the tongue much more easily than Larry the DirecTV Guy.


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