Confused Exorcist Tries to Help

Yoga practitioners meeting in Central Park on Friday were surprised when a man wearing a black robe and wielding a crucifix approached them. Convinced the contorted people were possessed, the bishop pulled a Bible from beneath his robes and began forcefully shouting verses. The yogis and yoginis, all coiled into a pose known as the “Formidable Face,” all immediately fell over after the first bellowed verse. The bishop, thinking he had somehow exorcised all of the people instantly and at once, fell silent. After lowering their heart rates back to a peaceful level, the park-goers reassumed their pose, sending the exorcist into a terrified frenzy. Every demon-banishing verse he could locate was shouted at the top of his lungs. The yoga practitioners all ran away in terror and the bishop quickly followed. None of them have been seen since.

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