Al Gore Frozen in Polar Ice Cap

While visiting Greenland to assist in a polar ice cap study, Al Gore was frozen in a block of ice. The study was being finalized and the gear was being packed onto a boat when a large wave of icy seawater engulfed Mr. Gore. According to the head of the study, Martin Ericson, Gore was refusing to board the vessel when he was frozen. “He kept complaining that the boat ran on fossil fuels,” said Ericson. After the wave, later found to have been caused by Gore’s collection of solar panels falling overboard, retreated back into the ocean, the crew saw an amazing sight. “Al was frozen right to the side of a block of ice!” exclaimed Tyler Robins, a scientist helping to conduct the study. Indeed he was. Several environmentalists have since visited the site of the freezing to try to find a way to thaw the completely frozen Mr. Gore. Ironically they have concluded that it will require the burning of fossil fuels to produce the heat required to extract Gore from his icy cage.

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