Braveheart: Part 2

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As voters filled out their ballots in Scotland today, William Wallace's ghost was seen parading up and down the lines screaming, "They may take our lives, but they may never take OUR FREEDOM!" As people stood cowering under the ghost, Wallace, his face covered in white and blue paint, glared at them angrily. He began trying to "sniff out" the people who were planning to vote against Scottish independence. When he found someone with this mindset, he would grab them by the shoulders and shout, "It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom!" into their faces. He would then toss them out of the front door of the building and come back again, hunting for another victim. The police were called and it was found that it was actually not the ghost of William Wallace, but was instead Mel Gibson, still in character 19 years later. 

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