Serial Killer Show and Tell

, by Building Rubble


A study conducted at a prison in Kansas found that many inmates never completed their education. In an attempt to improve the quality of life for the prisoners after they were released, it was decided that inmates would receive schooling while in prison to get their high school diplomas. Since there was such a large range of grades the murderers dropped out in, the warden of the prison decided that everyone would start at a kindergarten level and work their way up. The prison school was working well until show and tell started. Most of the inmates brought empty cigarette boxes, homemade tattoo machines, soap, or shivs to show the class. However, the serial killers had a different idea. Every single serial killer enrolled in the prison's school brought body parts from their favorite victims that they had managed to sneak into the prison. There were ears, fingers, toes, and even a mask made from a human face. The serial murderers laughed and told the stories about where their "trophies" came from while the other inmates looked on in sheer terror. "I've never seen anything like it," said Robert Arrington, an inmate serving a life sentence. "I knew the owner of the face used to make that mask. He was my dealer for years, man. Small world." After the show and tell debacle, the warden has decided to suspend prison education until further notice. Many inmates are "totally bummed" that they can't enjoy being chained to a table and forced to read books, take tests, and write papers. They remain hopeful that school will start again soon, but it doesn't seem likely thanks to the serial killers. 

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